Post by zerok on Jul 4, 2006 22:17:02 GMT -5
OK this has nothing to do with any of Link and Nintendo But it is pretty cool My friend did it he never posts thou.
Once in a galaxy, in the Milky Way galaxy to be exact, there was the Sun, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto.
There was also the Moonstar, a very powerful weapon of the Imperial Alliance.
The intelligence of the CIA was great, so great that they knew everything.
Their first target was Neptune and it would be my job to stop the evil Darth Render. My name is General Adams of the USS Ebon Hawk. It has been a hard journey for my ship and my crew, that is. This so called Moonstar is about to destroy the planet of Neptune. Our only way to destroy it is using my ship and crew to destroy this Moonstar.
“Captain, take us out of hyperspace, please, and send the information I got from headquarters to my Statesmen room.”
“Yes, sir”
In stateroom: “Ahh! This is interesting! Neptune is 30,760 miles in diameter. That’s amazing! And its cloud temperature is -346o F! Wow! Luckily we have that new space suit that keeps you warm and cozy inside. Oh, no! I didn’t think of the thirteen moons. If that moonstar gets near Neptune or close to the planet we are in trouble, deep trouble! I’ll ask Bryson to get working on that Hyperdrive Motivator. I hope he can get it done. It will help this ship go faster than light, but for the mean time I’ll keep looking through this Fact Book. Wow! The planet is covered 70% by water. I wonder if we can land there since it says 70% instead of 100%. Hopefully we get there before the Empire does.”
“Well, Captain, are we there yet?”
“No, sir”
“Sir, there are two signals on our screens. It’s two Empire Star Destroyers.”
“I’m on my way, Captain. Put me on loud speaker.”
“Yes, sir,” said the captain.
“This is your commander speaking. All stations on CODE RED. I repeat CODE RED.”
“Sir, they’re sending fighters,” said the captain.
“Get the Star Killers ready!”
“Yes, sir,” said the captain.
“Corporal, get my ship ready.”
“Yes, sir. All men to arms! All men to arms! Ready to deploy, sir,” the corporal said.
“On my mark, men. Deploy red group, deploy blue group, and deploy green group. All men go in and all men come back. You understand, men?”
“Yes, sir,” the pilots said.
“Ok! Let’s do it!”
Srvvvvvv srvvvvvvv (Ships taking off)
“Sir, this is easy.” said the CAG.
“Don’t say that, CAG.”
“Yes, sir,” said the CAG.
“Lets do it, men!”
TR TR TR TR TR (Lasers Firering)
“Captain, this is the commander. Shoot the anti capital ship missiles at the empire’s bridge and its weak points. Do it now, Captain!”
“Yes, sir.” said the captain.
“Ready to fire on my mark? Fire one”…. Boom!
“There you go, Commander” said the captain.
“Thanks, Captain. That takes care of them. All men back to the ship.”
“Yes, sir,” said the pilots …….
“Landing gear on my mark, mark”….
“Everyone in.”
“Yes, sir,” said the cage.
“Close the hanger doors.”
“Yes, Commander,” said the corporal
“Get ready for Lightspeed.”
“Yes sir,” said the captain.
“Commander on bridge,” said the captain.
“At ease, men. Captain, have we got anything from Headquarters yet?”
“Yes, sir. A transmission from them,” said the captain.
“On screen, Captain.”
“Yes, sir,” said the captain.
“This is Jacob. I want to warn you that the moonstar is approaching the planet soon, so you need to head it off course. I’m afraid that this attack will be unsuccessful, but my prayers are with Commander Adams.”… End transmission
“Open a channel to Jacob and patch it through to my stateroom, please, Captain.”
“Yes, sir,” said the captain.
“Ah, Commander Adams. I’m glad you have got in contact with us since our last meeting. Well, Commander, I’m faxing a special plan and some more about the planet Neptune. I hope you read it over carefully.”
“Thanks, Jacob. I greatly appreciate the work you have done for us.”
“It is my pleasure,” Jacob said.
“Bye, Jacob, and thanks again.”
“Bye, Commander. I’ll talk to you after the battle is won. Maybe coffee?
“That will be great, Jacob.”
Thinking and talking out loud to himself, “Well, it is cool that Jacob can help us. Well, anyway it says here from the information that Jacob gave me, Neptune moves around the sun in about 0.72 Earth days to get around it. That is amazing! Wow! We are the only humans that actually will see Neptune first. Wow! The only robot to see it was Voyager 2. Wow! That will probably be in history books soon. Well, I hope I can learn more. Let’s keep looking to see what we can find. Another great fact the planet was discovered in 1846. That’s cool! Well, it has been almost 1000 years since the spacecraft Voyager 2 flew by Neptune. The Great Black Spot. Oh no! I didn’t think of that. Then that means that we can’t land on the planet. Oh, well.”
“Sir, we’re there, but there’s no sign of the moonstar either. No! Wait, sir, there it is. Oh, no!”
“Get me on loud speaker, Captain.”
“Yes, sir,” said the captain.
“This is your commander. All hands to stations. This is no drill. I repeat this is no drill. Code Red! Code Red! All hands to fighters. I want two of our best pilots down here now, Captain.”
“Yes, sir,” said the Captain.
“Greg and Andrew, you are going to come with me and we will go behind the Moonstar and go inside to their weakest spots. Their main reactor is our primary objective. Ok, let’s go!
“All fighters concentrate on the enemy fighters, not us. Ok. All go in and every one comes home, ok?”
“Yes, sir,” said all the pilots.
“Lets do it! Zrr zrrr zrrr (ships taking off) Red group, take on their bombers. Blue group, take out their turrets, and the rest keep fighters off our backs, ok?”
“Yes, sir,” said the pilots.
“Lets go!”
Wow! Sir, there it is! The main reactor! How are we going to get to it?”
“From the back, of course. Let’s go!”
“Sir, I have a fighter on my tail. I’m coming. Wait there. Tr tr tr (Ship firing lasers) “Go for the main reactor, Andrew and Greg. I’ll go for the power fire on my mark. Mark!” VRRRRTT….. Boom
“Good shot!”
“Greg, fire!” Andrew said.
VRRRRRT!!...... Boom
“All fighters, this is going to be a close one. Head back to the Ebon Hawk, and Captain, as soon as the fighters have landed, take off.”
“Yes, sir,” said the captain.
“All of the fighters are in, Commander,” said the captain.
Greg, get ready to jump to Ebon Hawk. On my mark! Mark now! BOOOOOOOOOOOOM (Moonstar blowing up)
“Good work, men. We have destroyed the moonstar! Congratulations!!!!!”
“YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!!!!!”
“Lets head home full power.”
“Yes, sir,” said the captain.
“Put all of planet Earth on speaker phone.”
“Yes, sir,” said the captain.
“This is the Commander of the USS Ebon Hawk. I want to announce that we have destroyed the Moonstar.”
YEAH! YEAH!
“Sir, the general is on the communicator.”
“Send a channel to the bridge.”
“Yes, sir” said the captain.
“Commander! Ahh! I want to congratulate you,” the general said. “You worked hard for the position of admiral. Your debriefing will begin as soon as you get home.”
“Thank you, sir.”
“Your captain will become the commander.”
“Ahh, sorry sir, may I speak?”
“Yes, you may.”
“Thanks, General.”
“No, thank you. Talk to you when you get home.”
“Thanks, General. look forward to seeing you!”
“Captain, it’s time to take a vacation.”
“I agree with you 100%,” the captain said.
“Captain, speed away! I mean, Commander.”
“YES, SIR!” SAID THE CAPTAIN.
Once in a galaxy, in the Milky Way galaxy to be exact, there was the Sun, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto.
There was also the Moonstar, a very powerful weapon of the Imperial Alliance.
The intelligence of the CIA was great, so great that they knew everything.
Their first target was Neptune and it would be my job to stop the evil Darth Render. My name is General Adams of the USS Ebon Hawk. It has been a hard journey for my ship and my crew, that is. This so called Moonstar is about to destroy the planet of Neptune. Our only way to destroy it is using my ship and crew to destroy this Moonstar.
“Captain, take us out of hyperspace, please, and send the information I got from headquarters to my Statesmen room.”
“Yes, sir”
In stateroom: “Ahh! This is interesting! Neptune is 30,760 miles in diameter. That’s amazing! And its cloud temperature is -346o F! Wow! Luckily we have that new space suit that keeps you warm and cozy inside. Oh, no! I didn’t think of the thirteen moons. If that moonstar gets near Neptune or close to the planet we are in trouble, deep trouble! I’ll ask Bryson to get working on that Hyperdrive Motivator. I hope he can get it done. It will help this ship go faster than light, but for the mean time I’ll keep looking through this Fact Book. Wow! The planet is covered 70% by water. I wonder if we can land there since it says 70% instead of 100%. Hopefully we get there before the Empire does.”
“Well, Captain, are we there yet?”
“No, sir”
“Sir, there are two signals on our screens. It’s two Empire Star Destroyers.”
“I’m on my way, Captain. Put me on loud speaker.”
“Yes, sir,” said the captain.
“This is your commander speaking. All stations on CODE RED. I repeat CODE RED.”
“Sir, they’re sending fighters,” said the captain.
“Get the Star Killers ready!”
“Yes, sir,” said the captain.
“Corporal, get my ship ready.”
“Yes, sir. All men to arms! All men to arms! Ready to deploy, sir,” the corporal said.
“On my mark, men. Deploy red group, deploy blue group, and deploy green group. All men go in and all men come back. You understand, men?”
“Yes, sir,” the pilots said.
“Ok! Let’s do it!”
Srvvvvvv srvvvvvvv (Ships taking off)
“Sir, this is easy.” said the CAG.
“Don’t say that, CAG.”
“Yes, sir,” said the CAG.
“Lets do it, men!”
TR TR TR TR TR (Lasers Firering)
“Captain, this is the commander. Shoot the anti capital ship missiles at the empire’s bridge and its weak points. Do it now, Captain!”
“Yes, sir.” said the captain.
“Ready to fire on my mark? Fire one”…. Boom!
“There you go, Commander” said the captain.
“Thanks, Captain. That takes care of them. All men back to the ship.”
“Yes, sir,” said the pilots …….
“Landing gear on my mark, mark”….
“Everyone in.”
“Yes, sir,” said the cage.
“Close the hanger doors.”
“Yes, Commander,” said the corporal
“Get ready for Lightspeed.”
“Yes sir,” said the captain.
“Commander on bridge,” said the captain.
“At ease, men. Captain, have we got anything from Headquarters yet?”
“Yes, sir. A transmission from them,” said the captain.
“On screen, Captain.”
“Yes, sir,” said the captain.
“This is Jacob. I want to warn you that the moonstar is approaching the planet soon, so you need to head it off course. I’m afraid that this attack will be unsuccessful, but my prayers are with Commander Adams.”… End transmission
“Open a channel to Jacob and patch it through to my stateroom, please, Captain.”
“Yes, sir,” said the captain.
“Ah, Commander Adams. I’m glad you have got in contact with us since our last meeting. Well, Commander, I’m faxing a special plan and some more about the planet Neptune. I hope you read it over carefully.”
“Thanks, Jacob. I greatly appreciate the work you have done for us.”
“It is my pleasure,” Jacob said.
“Bye, Jacob, and thanks again.”
“Bye, Commander. I’ll talk to you after the battle is won. Maybe coffee?
“That will be great, Jacob.”
Thinking and talking out loud to himself, “Well, it is cool that Jacob can help us. Well, anyway it says here from the information that Jacob gave me, Neptune moves around the sun in about 0.72 Earth days to get around it. That is amazing! Wow! We are the only humans that actually will see Neptune first. Wow! The only robot to see it was Voyager 2. Wow! That will probably be in history books soon. Well, I hope I can learn more. Let’s keep looking to see what we can find. Another great fact the planet was discovered in 1846. That’s cool! Well, it has been almost 1000 years since the spacecraft Voyager 2 flew by Neptune. The Great Black Spot. Oh no! I didn’t think of that. Then that means that we can’t land on the planet. Oh, well.”
“Sir, we’re there, but there’s no sign of the moonstar either. No! Wait, sir, there it is. Oh, no!”
“Get me on loud speaker, Captain.”
“Yes, sir,” said the captain.
“This is your commander. All hands to stations. This is no drill. I repeat this is no drill. Code Red! Code Red! All hands to fighters. I want two of our best pilots down here now, Captain.”
“Yes, sir,” said the Captain.
“Greg and Andrew, you are going to come with me and we will go behind the Moonstar and go inside to their weakest spots. Their main reactor is our primary objective. Ok, let’s go!
“All fighters concentrate on the enemy fighters, not us. Ok. All go in and every one comes home, ok?”
“Yes, sir,” said all the pilots.
“Lets do it! Zrr zrrr zrrr (ships taking off) Red group, take on their bombers. Blue group, take out their turrets, and the rest keep fighters off our backs, ok?”
“Yes, sir,” said the pilots.
“Lets go!”
Wow! Sir, there it is! The main reactor! How are we going to get to it?”
“From the back, of course. Let’s go!”
“Sir, I have a fighter on my tail. I’m coming. Wait there. Tr tr tr (Ship firing lasers) “Go for the main reactor, Andrew and Greg. I’ll go for the power fire on my mark. Mark!” VRRRRTT….. Boom
“Good shot!”
“Greg, fire!” Andrew said.
VRRRRRT!!...... Boom
“All fighters, this is going to be a close one. Head back to the Ebon Hawk, and Captain, as soon as the fighters have landed, take off.”
“Yes, sir,” said the captain.
“All of the fighters are in, Commander,” said the captain.
Greg, get ready to jump to Ebon Hawk. On my mark! Mark now! BOOOOOOOOOOOOM (Moonstar blowing up)
“Good work, men. We have destroyed the moonstar! Congratulations!!!!!”
“YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!!!!!”
“Lets head home full power.”
“Yes, sir,” said the captain.
“Put all of planet Earth on speaker phone.”
“Yes, sir,” said the captain.
“This is the Commander of the USS Ebon Hawk. I want to announce that we have destroyed the Moonstar.”
YEAH! YEAH!
“Sir, the general is on the communicator.”
“Send a channel to the bridge.”
“Yes, sir” said the captain.
“Commander! Ahh! I want to congratulate you,” the general said. “You worked hard for the position of admiral. Your debriefing will begin as soon as you get home.”
“Thank you, sir.”
“Your captain will become the commander.”
“Ahh, sorry sir, may I speak?”
“Yes, you may.”
“Thanks, General.”
“No, thank you. Talk to you when you get home.”
“Thanks, General. look forward to seeing you!”
“Captain, it’s time to take a vacation.”
“I agree with you 100%,” the captain said.
“Captain, speed away! I mean, Commander.”
“YES, SIR!” SAID THE CAPTAIN.
