Post by Linkums on Dec 7, 2005 20:47:51 GMT -5
(from Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time)
-I have boredom…
-Guests?
-Now I have…
-FURY!
-I say to you WELCOME! Welcome to Fawful’s Bean ‘n’ Badge!
-In this place beans are like precious treasure milked from a famous cow made of jewels.
-All who come with beans leave with badges so rare they make mustaches droop with disbelief.
-What? The story of Fawful? Your words are not beans. I am not wanting them.
-You are like brainless cats that are too dumb to know they are stupid! You have curiosity…
-…But my tale is long, so long it makes babies old and hairy lips grow gray with aging.
-Do you dare hear?
[Um, OK.]
-Then now you listen!
-I am here, merchant of badges, only sometimes with fury, but I once had fury at all times.
-I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil!
-And then bad men came. Red and green bad men. I had the punishment.
-Bad punishment with hammers and jumping on my head and the overheat of my ship.
-I have a little fury even with my remembering…
-Red! And green! A pair of jumping hammers in red and green who are looking like you!
-I HAVE FURY!
-Those brothers of badness! My brain aches at their overalls! I have fury AND headache now!
-Fawful would be here, reigning over all and laughing at you! …But no.
-SO MUCH FURY!
-Stupid mustaches! Hairs like the dirty tail of a horse in a barn built by a farmer who is crazy!
-…I have calm.
-I am waiting like an elevator.
-I have the commerce. I run Fawful’s Bean ‘n’ Badge, but…
-The day comes soon when Fawful rises again, and then no baby’s candy has safety!
-I am counting my chickens before they are even eggs, before the chickens are even chickens!
-I WILL! HAVE! FURY!
-I LAUGH AT DEFEAT!
-I FIGHT WITH RAGE!
-I HURT YOUR FACES!
-hooof… Heffff…
-D-did I…have insanity?
-Did I…have evil?
-I suppress the fuy, but sometimes… The fury has me.
-Red and green puts the fog of rage in my eyes, and my mind goes crazy.
-P-Please… I will be fine. No worrying for Fawful.
-We talk of beans.
-Beans and badges. We begin trading.
-What are you wanting?
[Learn more about beans.]
-The beans hide in the dirts of this country like dirt-fish who like to eat dirt for dinner.
-Bean symbols like this are marking all bean spots.
-You are digging in dirt, right? You are digging under symbols. And you are finding much bean!
-Bean symbols have sneakiness! When the beans are gone, the symbols flee like babies!
-You are wanting much beans? Then you are hunting symbols. And digging and popping.
-There are even places to win beans in games maybe…
-If you get many beans, you get many badges at this place, Fawful’s Bean ‘n’ Badge!
-What are you wanting?
[Leave]
-I have anger and pity…
-If you want badges, you are capturing beans! BEANS!
-I have boredom…
-Guests?
-Now I have…
-FURY!
-I say to you WELCOME! Welcome to Fawful’s Bean ‘n’ Badge!
-In this place beans are like precious treasure milked from a famous cow made of jewels.
-All who come with beans leave with badges so rare they make mustaches droop with disbelief.
-What? The story of Fawful? Your words are not beans. I am not wanting them.
-You are like brainless cats that are too dumb to know they are stupid! You have curiosity…
-…But my tale is long, so long it makes babies old and hairy lips grow gray with aging.
-Do you dare hear?
[Um, OK.]
-Then now you listen!
-I am here, merchant of badges, only sometimes with fury, but I once had fury at all times.
-I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil!
-And then bad men came. Red and green bad men. I had the punishment.
-Bad punishment with hammers and jumping on my head and the overheat of my ship.
-I have a little fury even with my remembering…
-Red! And green! A pair of jumping hammers in red and green who are looking like you!
-I HAVE FURY!
-Those brothers of badness! My brain aches at their overalls! I have fury AND headache now!
-Fawful would be here, reigning over all and laughing at you! …But no.
-SO MUCH FURY!
-Stupid mustaches! Hairs like the dirty tail of a horse in a barn built by a farmer who is crazy!
-…I have calm.
-I am waiting like an elevator.
-I have the commerce. I run Fawful’s Bean ‘n’ Badge, but…
-The day comes soon when Fawful rises again, and then no baby’s candy has safety!
-I am counting my chickens before they are even eggs, before the chickens are even chickens!
-I WILL! HAVE! FURY!
-I LAUGH AT DEFEAT!
-I FIGHT WITH RAGE!
-I HURT YOUR FACES!
-hooof… Heffff…
-D-did I…have insanity?
-Did I…have evil?
-I suppress the fuy, but sometimes… The fury has me.
-Red and green puts the fog of rage in my eyes, and my mind goes crazy.
-P-Please… I will be fine. No worrying for Fawful.
-We talk of beans.
-Beans and badges. We begin trading.
-What are you wanting?
[Learn more about beans.]
-The beans hide in the dirts of this country like dirt-fish who like to eat dirt for dinner.
-Bean symbols like this are marking all bean spots.
-You are digging in dirt, right? You are digging under symbols. And you are finding much bean!
-Bean symbols have sneakiness! When the beans are gone, the symbols flee like babies!
-You are wanting much beans? Then you are hunting symbols. And digging and popping.
-There are even places to win beans in games maybe…
-If you get many beans, you get many badges at this place, Fawful’s Bean ‘n’ Badge!
-What are you wanting?
[Leave]
-I have anger and pity…
-If you want badges, you are capturing beans! BEANS!
