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Post by Link The Hero on Nov 17, 2005 19:03:44 GMT -5
Ever had something funny happen and have to tell the world? Well, here's your chance!
One time, in the middle of latin class, Mr. Oakes crept up behind Alyssa while she was taking a test. Suddenly, Mr. Oakes shouted "BOO!" and everyone in the class jumped a half a mile out of their seats!
Mr. Oakes begins dancing and singing "umpah Lumpah!" and quoting willy wonka.
Alyssa: Mr. Oakes! My pencil evaporated into thin air!
Mr. Oakes: Well, why don't you look in the air?!
YOU ARE NOT HERE TO LEARN HISTORY!! ~Mr. Oakes
LAZY
BUTTS
ZAP
LIKE
RAYGUNS
^ Mr. Oakes was making an example of an acrostic and he used one he made in collage!
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Post by justaminish on Nov 17, 2005 19:12:53 GMT -5
It wasnt Alyssa! It was cariana
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Post by sheik*jedi*knight on Nov 24, 2005 16:45:39 GMT -5
At work, one of the kids said: "I'm going to pick my head off!"
(I work at a pre-k/kindergarten school, just so you know!)
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Post by Link The Hero on Nov 24, 2005 16:52:47 GMT -5
Har HAR! (justaminish: Which one are you talking about??)
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Post by justaminish on Nov 26, 2005 18:44:11 GMT -5
Sugart (you sit right beside her)
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Post by Link The Hero on Nov 26, 2005 20:35:40 GMT -5
No, no! Which instance are you talking about?!
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Post by justaminish on Nov 27, 2005 16:07:23 GMT -5
The Boo! moment
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Post by Link The Hero on Nov 28, 2005 11:08:38 GMT -5
oh, really? Ok, that's settled!
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Post by lotrfanatic13 on Dec 18, 2005 16:17:26 GMT -5
in the nursery at church one of the kids said, "I'm going to eat your head." repeatedly
(i overheard)
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l2adict
Chu Chu
Clashing of the spears
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Post by l2adict on Mar 7, 2006 18:24:23 GMT -5
... O.o
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Post by Link The Hero on Mar 7, 2006 19:39:34 GMT -5
That would get a kid in trouble...
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Post by justaminish on Mar 8, 2006 17:25:34 GMT -5
Was it your head he tried to eat off?
[to bad he can't answer]
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ep1c
Chu Chu
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Post by ep1c on Mar 11, 2006 21:02:16 GMT -5
Well, there's the good old smacking myself in the face with my bo in a karate tournament. . .>.<
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Post by Link The Hero on Mar 11, 2006 21:49:43 GMT -5
That seems to happen alot... to my brother! HAR HAR
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ep1c
Chu Chu
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Post by ep1c on Mar 14, 2006 21:15:46 GMT -5
Haha! I can't believe I forgot this one. Ok the following is a converstation between myself (Ethan) and my friend (Jami). Now, not to be sterotypical, but Jami is a really really blonde blonde. And we used to make fun of her for being blonde. Don't worry we just joked around and she laughed too. But this was just tooooo much. The following is one of the jokes we told her and her response.
It's a school day at lunch time and a few of us are helping set up the band room for class later. A few of my friends and I had started telling blonde jokes and Jami walked over and started listening, not really understanding the point of the jokes. . .or really the jokes themselves for that matter. Anyway it was finally my turn.
Ethan: Ok so there was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head driving in a pickup truck. The brenette and red head are in the cab while the blonde is in the truck bed out back. While crossing a bridge the brunette loses control and sends them flying into the water. Now, the red head happened to have an easy time getting her door open and swam to the surface immediately and waited nervously for her friends. About a minute later the brunette surfaced, panting. They talked for a moment and began to get worried about their blonde friend. 2 minutes, 4 minutes, finally after 5 minutes the blonde swims to the surface.
"What took you so long?!" The others ask in unison.
"I'm sorry," The blonde replied, "I had trouble getting the tailgate open."
-The joke got some laughs, but then about two seconds later-
Jami- What's a tailgate?
XD We all cracked up over that, if you didn't get it im sorry, read it again.
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